Test 3rd Party - Auto Redeem

Whatever we want to put here.

It should be deeply philosophical

And mesmerizing

So that people buy the tickets

Magically.

How do you kill a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a pink elephant?

You hold it's nose until it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun

* special note...these jokes do not condone violence against said elephants, blue nor pink.